💼
LinkedIn
Class: Paladin · Race: Enterprise · Alignment: Corporate Good
LVL
99
HP
1B+ users
MP
200+ lands
XP
$15B+ rev
ATK
DEF
SPD
INT
Abilities
⚡Network Aura— 1B+ connections, B2B reach
🗡️Recruit Strike— 8 hires/min, deep tools
🛡️Brand Shield— Content feed + Learning
🔮Sales Navigator— B2B targeting scry
ProfilesJob BoardRecruiterSales NavInMailFeedLearningPagesPremium $29.99+
Party Role
The main tank. No party is complete without this all-rounder — unmatched networking aura, recruiting power, and B2B reach. But the noise debuff is getting worse and the gold cost keeps rising.
Weakness
  • Algorithm Curse — favours content creators
  • Noise Debuff — AI spam and engagement bait
  • Gold Drain — Premium $29.99–$99.99+/mo
  • Organic Nerf — page reach declining
  • Privacy Vulnerability — Microsoft data link
  • Stealth Penalty — invisible without posting
🔍
Indeed+GD
Class: Ranger · Race: Aggregator · Alignment: Neutral Efficient
LVL
88
HP
350M+ vis
MP
60+ lands
XP
3M+ employers
ATK
DEF
SPD
INT
Abilities
🎯Job Snipe— Largest aggregator, AI match
🔎Intel Gather— Glassdoor reviews + salary
⚡Quick Apply— Search → Apply → Done
👁️Interview Vision— Glassdoor interview prep
Job AggregationResumeAI MatchSalary DataCompany ReviewsInterview IntelQuick ApplySponsored $
Party Role
The DPS specialist. Fastest job-finding attack speed in the game. Glassdoor adds recon intel no other class provides. Zero networking or tanking ability — pure single-target damage dealer.
Weakness
  • Social Void — zero networking ability
  • Brand Blindness — no profile or content
  • Review Corruption — can be gamed
  • Sponsored Fog — paid listings bury organic
  • Passive Penalty — no career management
  • B2B Immunity — useless for sales dev
🚀
Wellfound
Class: Rogue · Race: Startup · Alignment: Chaotic Innovative
LVL
62
HP
8M+ cands
MP
150K startups
XP
Equity data
ATK
DEF
SPD
INT
Abilities
💎Equity Reveal— Shows salary + equity on all
🗡️Founder Strike— Direct DM to founders
🔮Investor Scry— AngelList heritage matching
🌐Remote Portal— Remote-first job filter
Startup JobsInvestorsSalary TransparentEquityFounder DMRemote FilterFeatured $
Party Role
The rogue assassin of the startup dungeon. Salary and equity transparency that the Paladin refuses to learn. Deadly in startup encounters — completely useless in corporate raids.
Weakness
  • Zone Lock — startup only, no enterprise
  • Low HP — small user pool vs main tank
  • Early-Stage Gamble — many unproven quests
  • Echo Chamber — invisible outside tech bubble
  • Social Deficit — limited networking
  • Brand Stealth — low name recognition
🤝
Meetup+LC
Class: Bard · Race: Community · Alignment: True Authentic
LVL
72
HP
52M+ mbrs
MP
190+ lands
XP
2M+ events
ATK
DEF
SPD
INT
Abilities
🎵Gathering Song— 2M+ IRL events/year
🤖AI Matchmake— Lunchclub 1:1 pairing
✨Authenticity Aura— Real conversations, zero noise
🌍Local Summon— 190+ country coverage
IRL EventsAI Match1:1 MeetingsLocal GroupsVirtual+IRLGoal-BasedOrganiser $20+
Party Role
The party bard. Provides the buff no screen can replicate — real human connection. Highest authenticity stat in the game. Zero DPS for job applications, but the party morale boost is irreplaceable.
Weakness
  • Combat Void — no job board or hiring
  • Time Drain — requires showing up IRL
  • Gold Tax — organiser fees $20+/mo
  • Match RNG — Lunchclub quality varies
  • Range Limit — geographic restrictions
  • No Armor — can't replace a profile/resume

Battle Stats

Full Party Comparison
StatPaladinRangerRogueBard
Scale (HP)1B+350M8M+52M+
Job DPSStrongHighestStartup—
Network AuraMaxNoneNicheIRL
Intel GatherPagesReviewsEquity—
ContentFull—Min—
Salary RevealPartialGDAll—
IRL AbilityWeak——Max
AI PowerPartialJobs—LC Match
Noise ResistLowHighHighMax
Free TierGoodBestGoodGood
LinkedIn
$0
free base
Premium $29.99. Sales Nav $79.99. Recruiter $170+.
Indeed+GD
$0
for seekers
Employers pay per click/post.
Wellfound
$0
for seekers
Startups pay featured.
Meetup+LC
$0
to attend
Organiser $20+. LC premium.